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The last ever Dutchy T-shirts

“Patron Saint” & “Comments Book”

All profits to the RMA


 


FROM THE BOOK OF DOUBLE DUTCH
“DUTCHY'S PATRON SAINT OF NODS”

  I) THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER EATERY BEFORE MINE.

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II) THOU SHALT NOT MAKE COMMENT ON THY

INCREASED WEIGHT AND GREYNESS OF LOCKS SINCE LAST WORSHIP.

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III) THOU MUST PAY HOMAGE REGULARALY THY DUTCHY HAS PROGENY TO FEED.

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IV) SIX DAYS SHALT THOU LABOUR ON WOODBURY ON THE SABBATH A MUD RUN.

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V) HONOUR THY SERGEANT AND THY CORPRAL: THAT THY DAYS MANY BE LONG UPON THE CORPS.

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VI) THOU SHALT NOT SPILL THOU SPECIAL &CHIPS.

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VII) THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT Mc DONALDS.

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VIII) THOU SHALT NOT WHINE REPEATDLY ABOUT THOU PRICES WHILST ORDERING ENOUGH FOOD TO FEED A SMALL AFRICAN COUNTRY.

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IX) THOU MAYEST BE SCOTTISH ONLY IF THOU CAN SAY FLAVOURED MILK. NOT MULK.

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X) THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY OPPOS CHICKEN CHEESE BACON BURGER OR HIS CAN OF POP.



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Quality Fruit of the Loom T-shirts & Polo's available in sizes M, L, XL, and XXL. (White with black writing, or black with white writing)

Please print and complete order form, then return both to the “SoD” Campaign at 29a Cranford Avenue , Exmouth, Devon , EX8 2QA .